i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.




Anonymous asked: Austin Austin Austin! Sorry I've been absent. How have the past few days been for you? Hopefully very well!

They’ve been great, anon :* No worries about being absent, I’ve been a busy bee :D

Anonymous asked: Your relaxation day sounded wonderful. Hopefully today is going well also! xoxo anon

It went really well :D Thank you!

How are you all tonight?




I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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